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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Bare ho kar kiya bano gy
    Teacher: Bare ho kar kiya bano gy?

    Pathan: mera bap kehta hai jitna marzi parh, wo nahin

    bun sakta jo chahta hai

    Teacher: Kiya banna chahte ho?

    pathan: "NURSE" :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan shadi k dusray din
    Pathan shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra

    Pathan's father: kia hua?

    Pathan: isne mri chay me Tawez milaya hy

    Bevi rotay hue:wo "Tawez" ni
    "Tea Bag" tha.


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan's leave application
    Pathan's leave application:

    Dear Sir,
    My wife is ill. As there is no other husband
    in the family to look after her,

    kindly grant me leave for 1 day on Sunday :-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Namaz mein
    Pathan Namaz mein musalsal Hans rha tha

    jub Salam phera tou logo'n ne pocha tum q Hans rhy thy

    Pathan: humara abbu kehta hy Namaz khushi se parhna chahyie.


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • 1 pathan fauj mai brti hua
    1 pathan fauj mai brti hua,
    2 din bad jang shuru hogai.

    Pathan ki topi pr goli lagi,
    pathan hathyar phaink k bhag gya

    Or bola

    "Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi hai.


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Bhagwaan ki zubaan bahar Q hoti hy
    Hindu :
    Batao hamary bhagwaan ki zubaan bahar
    Q hoti hy ?

    Pathan :
    Jub tum her waqt uski taangon k
    neechy dia jalao gy to zubaan
    to bahar ayegi naa...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • PATHAN Was kissing a girl
    PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car

    POLICE MAN:Kya kar rahe ho?

    PATHAN: nazar nahi a raha?

    POLICE MAN: Mera number kab aye ga?

    PATHAN:Is larki k bad..


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Angreiz asks to Khan
    Angreiz asks to Khan:
    Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
    Khan:
    Hamara bacha

    Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
    Khan:
    TUMHARA bacha....


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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