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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Raskhaw
    Pathan rakshay walay se : sea view jao gay

    Rakshay wala: han

    Pathan: ok jao :D


  By: arsalan uddin   Send To Mobile
  • Tell me the names of 10
    Teacher:Tell me the names of 10
    chemical elements?
    .
    .
    pathan:
    Oxgen,Chiorine,
    Florine,Bromeen,
    Noreen,Ambreen,
    Samreen,Nasreen,
    Parveen & Yasmeen!

    GEo Pathan


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Aik pathan ne Bivi ki MOhabbat main
    Aik pathan ne Bivi ki MOhabbat main
    Naswar chhor di..!!!

    Great Yar…!
    Phr… ?
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    -
    -
    -
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    3 din
    baa’d dimag kharab
    honay ki waja se…
    Bivi Chhor di.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Jitni Naswar Hy sab Dy Do
    Pathan:
    Jitni Naswar Hy sab Dy Do

    Dukandar:
    Itni Saari Naswar ka kya kro gay?

    Pathan:
    Molvi Sahab Ny kaha hai Qayamat Aane
    wali hy Apna Apna Bandobast Kar Lo!


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Pathan Wazir Banny k baad Hospital
    1 Pathan Wazir Banny k baad Hospital k visit pe chala gaya.

    .

    Wahan 2 mareezon ko Oxygen lagi hui thi Aur

    1 ko nahin lagi thi.



    Pathan ne: Doctor se poocha: 2 Mareezon ko “CNG” lagi hai Aur 3sre ko Q nahin?

    .

    Doctor ne Drip ki Taraf Esha’ra kia aur bola:

    Ye Mareez “PETROL” pe Chal raha hai.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • O yar bike q tez kr diti
    Sardar : O yar bike q tez kr diti?
    pathan: Break fail ho gya ha
    is se pehle accident ho jay
    jaldi se ghar phuch jate han
    .
    Sardar : Shawa fair Mand k rakh


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila
    Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

    Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

    Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

    Inspector: Isay Zoo Nahi Le Kar Gaye?

    Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya, Aaj Hum Dono Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • 0ye bakray ki tang kidhar gai
    Lala: 0ye bakray ki tang kidhar gai?
    Qasai: Bakraa langra tha
    Lala: 0r Dil?
    Qasai: W0h bakri le gayi
    Lala:Baba dimagh t0h h0ga?
    Qasai: S0rry Lala
    Bakra PATHAN tha.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Yaar Uthh Zalzala Aaa Raha Hay
    Sardar: Yaar Uthh Zalzala Aaa Raha Hay
    Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai
    Pathan : 0 Yaraa S0h jaa Ghar Giry ga
    T0h Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum T0h Kirayedar Hain.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
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