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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • 1 PATHAN Ankhen BandKar K Shishe
    1 PATHAN Ankhen BandKar K Shishe K Samne Btha Tha

    1 Admi Ne Pocha
    KHAN Kia Kr Rahe Ho?

    Pathan Bola
    Yara HAM Dekh Raha Hay k
    soya howa hum kesa lagta hai :...


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Zameen walay janwar bachay detey hain
    Teacher: Zameen walay janwar bachay detey hain

    aur hawa mai urnay walay anday.

    Woh konsi chez hai jo hawa mai bhi urta hai

    or bachay bhi deti hai?
    .
    .
    .
    Pathan: Air hostess.....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • A Pathan and an American met on a plane
    A Pathan and an American met on a plane,

    and had a bet that if pathan fails to answer

    his question he must give $5,

    and if American fails, he has to give $500.

    American: what is the difference between earth and moon?

    pathan silently gives $5.

    Pathan: which is the animal with 3 legs,

    goes to mountain and returns with four legs?

    American searches for 2 hours in laptop

    and then gave $500 to pathan and asks

    what is the answer??

    Pathan again silently gave $5.....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • In a 100 meter race,it was announced
    In a 100 meter race,it was announced


    1

    2

    3

    GO

    All start running except a pathan

    Coach: Tum kis ka intezar kar Rahe ho?

    Pathan: Mera number 4 hai aur us ne khali 1 2 3 Go kaha!!


  By: sobia khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek pathan Masjid se bohat khushi
    Ek pathan Masjid se bohat khushi khushi

    Jummy ki namaz perh k nikla :-0

    Dost ne khushi ki wajha poochi to,

    Pathan bola :

    Molvi Sahab keh rahy thy,

    Qayamat k din her raaz khul jaye ga...

    Dost : To phir

    Pathan : Phir to ye bhi pata chal jaye ga k

    Pathan walay SMS likhta kon hai..?

    Salay ko Choroonga Nhi...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ek baraf ka tukra uthaa ker
    Pathan ek baraf ka tukra uthaa ker

    usy ghor se dekh raha tha..

    Admi : Kya dekh rahy ho Lala!

    Pathan : Hum ko samajh nhi ata

    ye sala leek khidher se ho raha hai...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ne A.C lagwaya
    Pathan ne A.C lagwaya

    Dost: aapko to sardi boht lagti hai phir kyn lagwaya

    Pathan: maine ulta lagwaya hai,

    Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar jaati hai....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Wo konsi cheez hai jo
    Teacher: Wo konsi cheez hai jo

    insan ki izzat ko mazbooti se thamay rakhti hai?

    Pathan:

    "NAARA"

    (' , ')
    <_!!_>
    _/'''\_


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek bar pathan samaan bachney gaya
    Ek bar pathan samaan bachney gaya,
    Ek admi ney pocha ye samaan kitney ka hai

    Pathan ney kaha : 40000 ka

    Admi ney kaha : Mujhe dey do, yeh lo pasey.

    Pathan ney kaha : Mey pagal hoon, agar sara samaan tum ko
    dey dun tu mey sara den kya bachun ga....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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