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1. 2 Aisi cheezon ke naam batao  By: Saba Qureshi
   Teacher : 2 aisi cheezon ke naam batao , jinhen nashte me nahen kha sakte. . . . . . . . Pathan : Si...


2. Aek pathan pheli bar  By: Rooha Baig
   Aek pathan pheli bar Biryani bana raha tha, Har cheez book me dekhta aor dal deta, achank wo patel...


3. BLOOD TEST ho Ga  By: Saba Qureshi
   Pathan Blood k Barey mein Book Parh Raha tha.. Wife : Ye Q Parh Rahe ho? Pathan: Mujhe Doctor ne...


4. Pathan ko DRIP lagi  By: Saba Qureshi
   Pathan ko DRIP lagi. Jab Drip END hone lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha: Jao SISTER ko bula k lao. wo...


5. Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha ThaPathan Na  By: MAHI JAN
   Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha Tha Pathan Nay Usay Daikha Aur Kaha: Hum Is Say Bhi Acha Nasha Karwata Hai...


6. Pathan Sharab Peetay Howay BV SeTum  By: MAHI JAN
   Pathan Sharab Peetay Howay BV Se Tum Kon Ho? BV: Pagal Ho Gay Ho Kia? Apni BV Ko Bhool Gay Patha...


7. Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or  By: Wamiq
   Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or bola : Aik Samosa dedo samosa leny ke baad bola aik rol dedo...


8. 1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya  By: Zahid
   1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya, Officer:- "Tum kitne bhai behen ho?" Pathan:- 9 Officer:- "Un m...


9. Pathan ne shesha kharida  By: Zahid
   Pathan ne shesha kharida. Pathan:- Is sheeshay ki koi guarantee? Shopkeeper:- Ap isko 100 manzil se...


10. Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida  By: Zahid
    Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida. 2sray din wapis dene chala gya. Shopkeeper:- Kyon Khan g cooker t...


11. 2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar   By: Daniel the Popstar
    2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han . . . . 3 pathan aata ha or ke...


12. pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du  By: abdullah
    pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb dukandar:what is black bulb pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko and...


13. Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th  By: smartimran
    Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha! Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho? Patha...


14. Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Uss  By: smartimran
    Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao ...


15. Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak  By: smartimran
    Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne ...