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Aek pathan pheli bar



Aek pathan pheli bar Biryani bana raha tha,

Har cheez book me dekhta aor dal deta,

achank wo pateli k uppar chara aor Zor se aek Paad mara

sath khary admi ne pucha: ye kya harkat thi?

Pathan: Reciep mai likha hai, ek TAIZ PAAT b daalen khushbu k lye. :-)



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