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Zahid's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Zahid
Location: Gujrat,Pakistan
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Member Since: 24 Jun 2012

About Zahid:

Laughter King

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Zahid


  • The students of MBBS were attending
    The students of MBBS were attending their first anatomy class.
    They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
    Professor put his finger in dog's mouth and tasted it in his own mouth.
    Then he said Students to do the same.
    Students hesitated for sevral mins.
    At last everyone inserted their finger in dog's mouth and tasted it.
    When everyone finished,the Professer looked at them and said "The most important quality of student is OBSERVATION. I inserted my middle finger but tasted index finger,
    Now learn to
    'PAY ATTENTION'." ..:-P


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  • Pathan ne shesha kharida
    Pathan ne shesha kharida.

    Pathan:- Is sheeshay ki koi guarantee?
    Shopkeeper:- Ap isko 100 manzil se nichy girao, ye 99 manzil tk nhi totey ga
    Pathan:- Jio SHEHZADY ker dey pack..!


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