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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
    Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida.
    2sray din wapis dene chala gya.
    Shopkeeper:- Kyon Khan g cooker thek nahi kya?
    Pathan:- Aray nahi baba ghar mein jawan betiyan hen aur ye badtamiz sitiyan marta hai.


  By: Zahid   Send To Mobile
  • 2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar
    2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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    3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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    wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
    to 3 pathan kehta ha
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    itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D


  By: Daniel the Popstar   Send To Mobile
  • pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
    pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
    dukandar:what is black bulb
    pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon


  By: abdullah   Send To Mobile
  • Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th
    Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
    Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
    Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
    Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
    Pathan Bola:
    O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
    TERI BHABI SE !!


  By: smartimran   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Uss
    Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
    Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
    Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
    k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
    Inspector:
    Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
    Pathan:
    Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
    aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
    HAHAHAHA


  By: smartimran   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak
    Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

    Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

    America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
    Thanks
    Imran


  By: smartimran   Send To Mobile


  By: SULEMAN EJAZ   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan
    Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

    Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

    PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jes
    Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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    Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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    Aur Bola:

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    Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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    Aur
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    Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed sy
    Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
    sy kyn ja rahy ho

    KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

    board pe likha hy:

    YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

    ( -_-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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