Saima's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Saima
Location: Lahore
Country:
Member Since: 09 Feb 2014
About Saima:
I love this funny sms site.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Saima
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Pathan pehlay rozay ko
Pathan pehlay rozay ko Masjid me Naat perhny gaya to
logon ny usay khoob mara..
Wajha poochi to ek aadmi ny kaha :
ye pehlay rozay ko hi ye naat perh raha tha,
"Alwida Alwida Mahe Ramazan"
Category: Pathan Jokes
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To realize the value of
To realize the value of.....
"One Year"
Ask one who failed in an exam...
"One Month"
Ask one who has not received his salary...
"One Week"
Ask one who is hospitalised...
"One Day"
Ask one who is on Fasting...
"One Hour"
Ask one who is waiting for his beloved...
"One Minute"
Ask one who missed his train...
"One Second"
Ask one who just escape from an accident...
Every moment is a treasure...
Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is mystery.
But
Today is a gift...
That's why is called
Present...
May Allah keep your present
Happy and Safe...
Good Morning
Category: Good Morning SMS
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Life is Test
Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next
Allah Aap ko Hazrat Ali ki Himmat,
Hazrat Umar ki Taqat,
Hazrat Usman ki Doulat,
Hazrat Abubaker ki Sadaqat,
Hazrat Sulaiman ki Saltanat,
Hazrat Yusuf ki Khubsurti,
Hazrat Bilal ki Awaaz,
Aur Hazrat Mohammad(Saw) ki
Chahat Naseeb Farmaye.
Aameen
Category: Islamic SMS
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(Parveen Shakir)
(Parveen Shakir)
Mere wajood ki jageer usne mangi hai
Ajab khawab ki Tabeer usne mangi Hai
Uski qaid mein rehti Hoon main pehle bhi
Najane phir kyon zanjeer usne mangi Hai
Guman Hota Hai wo bhool sakta Hai mujhe
Kyun k aaj meri Tasveer usne mangi Hai
Mere Khuda mujhe uske nasib me likh de
K mujhse meri Taqdeer usne mangi hai.
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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AP Ke nature in main se
AP Ke nature in main se kis se milti hai.
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Reply me must then I tell u.
ANSWERS:
1-Sb ki lyf me intrfare krne wala
2-Chup chap
3-Bhola bhala bt thora shrarti
4- Bohat jld naraz hone wala
5- Sab ko khush dekhne wala.
6- Dukh main muskrane wala.
7- Kesi ki baat dil pe na lene wala.
8- Sab se alag zara hat k.
Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS
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{{{{{GHAZAL}}}}}
Sath to ek pal ka tha phir q mujhe yaad Aatey ho tum?
Aks ki trha mere dil pe q chha Jatey ho tum!
Dilbar b nahi ho mere humdam b nahi,
ye raste p¡yar k mujhe phir q dikha jatey ho tum?
Hum kabhi mile thay to ek ajnabi ki tarha,
meri raaton ki neend phir q urra jatey ho tum?
Hawaon se hum tumhara pata pochtey rahe
Kuch isi tarha se apna deewana bana jatey ho tum!
Sath to ek pal k tha phir q mujhe yaad Aatey ho tum..
Category: Missing You SMS
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Humei ye tu pata ha k Gravity Newton ki
Humei ye tu pata ha k Gravity Newton ki,
Radio Marconi ki ejad hai
Lekin ye nae pata keh..
Sabun (Soap)
HAZRAT SALEH (A.S.) Ki Ejad Hai
Pul (Bridge)
HAZRAT YOUSAF (A.S) Ki
Kashti (Boat)
HAZRAT NUH (A.S) Ki
Sheesha (Mirror)
HAZRAT SULEMAN (A.S) Ki
Sui (Needle)
HAZRAT IDREES (A.S) Ki
aur
Kanghi (Comb)
HAZRAT IBRAHIM (A.S) Ki Ejad Hai
(Ye Msg Sab Ko Send Karein.
Takeh Dunia Ko Pata Chaley Keh
Ejadat Ka Silsila Humare ANBIA (A.S) Ne Shuru Keya Tha..
Category: Islamic SMS
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Agey Apki Marzi
1 Shakhs Ko Ye Number
0321-4818850
Khwab Me Nazr Aya
To
Us ne
"100" Ka
Easy Load Kra Dia
1
Ghantey Me
Usey
1000
Ka Not Para Mila
Dosry
Ne Isko Jhut Samjha
To
Uska Mobile Gum Ho Gya
1 Larki Ne
50 Ka Load Krwaya
To
"3" Din
K
Andar Andar
Uska
ENGLAND
Se Rishta Aa Gya
Mera Farz Tha Btana
Agey
Apki Marzi..
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Ek Kisan ka murgha budha ho gya
Ek Kisan ka murgha budha ho gya to
wo bazar sy jawan murgha ly aya
aur murghi'oun mai chor dia.
Budhay murghy ny jawan murghy ko dekha to
pas aa k bola:
larai sy behtar hy k hum 2no race laga kr
haar jeet ka faisla kar lein.
Jo jeet gya murghian uski. Magar mai
budha ho mai pehly bhagon ga phr tum bhagna.
Jawan murgha maan gya.
Budha murgha shor machata bhag khra hua
jawan b usky bad pechy bhaga.
Shor sun k kisan bandoq ly k ghr sy nikla
aur jawan murghy ko goli maar k bola:
Dhat teri ki..! Ye 3sra murgha b LONDAYBAZ nikla
Moral:Experience is more important than power!:-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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