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Ek pathan Masjid se bohat khushi



Ek pathan Masjid se bohat khushi khushi

Jummy ki namaz perh k nikla :-0

Dost ne khushi ki wajha poochi to,

Pathan bola :

Molvi Sahab keh rahy thy,

Qayamat k din her raaz khul jaye ga...

Dost : To phir

Pathan : Phir to ye bhi pata chal jaye ga k

Pathan walay SMS likhta kon hai..?

Salay ko Choroonga Nhi...:-)



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