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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Patients died on same bed every sunday
    A serious msg:

    It happened in hospital ICU where patients died on same bed

    every sunday morning at 11 am

    It puzzled doctor whether it was something super natural.

    Worldwide expert team was constituted to investigate cause of incidents.

    Next sunday,few minutes before 11 am.

    All doctors and nurses waited to see what was it.

    Some were holdin prayer books to fight with evil.

    Then...

    A pathan who was a part time sunday sweeper

    entered in the ward at 11 am(his duty timings),

    unplugged the life support system and

    plugged in his vacuum cleaner. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan dentist se
    Pathan dentist se: kya dard k baghair daant nikal lete ho?

    Dr: nhin

    Pathan: Hum nikal leta hun

    Dr:wo kaise?

    Pathan: Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee...


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan selling parashoot
    Pathan selling parashoot

    "plane se koodo,button dubao aur zamin per utar jao"

    Customer: Agar parashoot nhn khula tou?

    Pathan: O ALLAh ka banda, change ho jaye ga !!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan doctor se
    Pathan doctor se:

    Mujhe beemari hai

    khanay k baad bhook nhn lagti

    Sonay k baad neend nhn aati

    kaam karo tou thak jata hun

    Dr: Saari raat dhoop mai betho theek ho jao ge. .!!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Name the animal which live in water
    TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water and land

    PATHAN :Simple 'Frog'

    TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal

    PATHAN : Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Yar jab mai chota tha to
    1st pathan: Yar jab mai chota tha to

    main minar-e-pakistan se gir gaya tha..




    2nd: To mar gaya tha ya bach gaya?





    1st pathan: Mujhe yad nahin, Tab mai chota tha....P


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 pathan cycle chala raha tha
    1 pathan cycle chala raha tha k ek larki se takra gaya..!

    Larki: Ghanti nhn mar sakte kya?

    Pathan: Puri cycle tou mardi,

    Ab ghanti kya alag se nikal k marun??


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 chor pathan ka mobile le kar
    1 chor pathan ka mobile le kar bhaga,

    Pathan hasne laga

    Dost: wo tmhara mobile le kar bhaga hai aur tum hans rahe ho

    Pathan:Us mai balance hi nhn hai..


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki amma
    Pathan ki amma mar gayi.

    1 admi bola-amma mjhe bhi le jati
    2-4 aur bolay-amma humain bhi le jatin


    Pathan: Chup ho jao,

    Amma kya suzuki kar k gayi hai :-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan driving on the wrong side
    Pathan driving on the wrong side of the road

    &

    he become upset

    &

    said:


    Abay yaar!


    Aaj phir late hogaya

    Saaray log waapis ja rahay hain...!!!


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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