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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan pco me gya aur
    Pathan pco me gya aur apny hi mobile se baat kr k

    wapas aa gya.ksi ne poocha k agr apny mobile se hi

    baat krni thi to pco me jaany ki kya zrort thi.

    Pathan bola : Mere doston ne kaha tha k agr pco se

    call kro gy to sasti pary gi....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • I Love You
    Ek Pathan ny ek larki se kaha ;

    "I Love You"

    Larki : Tameez se Bolo.

    Pathan : Bismillah-hir-Rahman-ir-Raheem,

    I Love You....!!


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tum apny Murdon ko jala Q dety ho
    Pathan : Tum apny Murdon ko jala Q dety ho?

    Hindu : Aisa na keren to phir kia keren?

    Pathan : Hum ko de dia karo,

    Hum Naan lagaega....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Light Nahi Hy To
    Pathan: Light Nahi Hy To
    Kambakht Pankha To Chala
    Do.

    Biwi: Aakhir Pathan Hi Ho
    Na?
    Aqal To Hy Hi Nahi,Pankha
    Chala Diya To Mom-Batti
    Bujh Jy ge.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher Ne Smoking Ka
    Teacher Ne Smoking Ka
    Nuksan Batane K Liye
    1 Keera Smoke Jar Mein
    Dala To Wo Mar Gaya.
    .
    .
    Teacher: Ap Ny Keya
    Seekha?
    .
    .
    Pathan: Smoking Se Pait
    K Keeray Mar Jate Hain.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan k ghr bili thi
    Pathan k ghr bili thi!
    Tang A kr usy kahein chor aya,
    Ghr aya to bili pehly pohnchi hoe thi,
    Pathan Dubara kahin Door chor aya,
    Bili phr ghr a gae,
    Pathan gsuy mein use bohot dor
    chorne gaya,
    Wahan sy wife ko call ki,
    Bili ghr pohnchi..?
    Wife: Han
    Pathan: Us kamini sy bol k muje
    aa kr ly jy,
    Main rasta Bhool gaya hn.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya
    Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya
    Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?”

    Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok raha tha,
    Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Doctor Se
    Pathan Doctor Se:
    Mere Wazan Bhot Ho Gaya Hai,

    Doctor:
    Tum Rozana 5 kilo Meter Padel Chalo,
    1 Saal Baad pathan Ne Doctor Ko
    Call Ki,
    O Tera Khana kharab khabees Wazan Tu
    Kam Ho Gaya Hai
    Magar Hum
    “AFGHANISTAN”Puchnch Gaya Hai.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Meri itni Zaamen he K me
    Zamendar:
    Meri itni Zaamen he K me
    Apni car pr Niklon to sham tak adhi
    zamen pr pOhnchta hOn

    Pathan:
    Hath milao humare pas bhi pehle aesa
    hi Khaatara car thi.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan chalti bike se bola
    3 pathano ko 1 bike pe dekh kr
    Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kya.
    Pathan chalti bike se bola:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Pagal ho gya hy kya?
    Tu kahan baithy ga?


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
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