A Pathan and an American met on a plane
A Pathan and an American met on a plane,
and had a bet that if pathan fails to answer
his question he must give $5,
and if American fails, he has to give $500.
American: what is the difference between earth and moon?
pathan silently gives $5.
Pathan: which is the animal with 3 legs,
goes to mountain and returns with four legs?
American searches for 2 hours in laptop
and then gave $500 to pathan and asks
what is the answer??
Pathan again silently gave $5.....:-)
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