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Ek bar pathan samaan bachney gaya



Ek bar pathan samaan bachney gaya,
Ek admi ney pocha ye samaan kitney ka hai

Pathan ney kaha : 40000 ka

Admi ney kaha : Mujhe dey do, yeh lo pasey.

Pathan ney kaha : Mey pagal hoon, agar sara samaan tum ko
dey dun tu mey sara den kya bachun ga....:-)



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