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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Teacher Ne Smoking Ka
    Teacher Ne Smoking Ka
    Nuksan Batane K Liye
    1 Keera Smoke Jar Mein
    Dala To Wo Mar Gaya.
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    Teacher: Ap Ny Keya
    Seekha?
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    Pathan: Smoking Se Pait
    K Keeray Mar Jate Hain.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ny 15 rupy BV ka sadqa utara
    Pathan ny 15 rupy BV ka sadqa utara or
    us mai 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load
    krwaya.
    Bivi: ye kya kia?
    Pathan: Balance mere pas a gaya or
    Sadqa Nawaz Sharif ko chala gaya.
    kon kehta hai pathan bewaqof
    hoty hain....:-0


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Barey H0kar Kya Ban0 Gy
    Teacher : Barey H0kar Kya Ban0 Gy?
    Pathan : Mera Bap Kehta Hay Jitna Marzi Parh
    W0H Nai Ban Sakta J0 Tu Chahta Hay
    Teachr : Kya Banna Chahty H0
    Pathan:
    Lady D0ct0r.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Tabiat Kesi Hay Ab
    Dr : Tabiat Kesi Hay Ab?
    Pathan : Pehle Sey Ziada Kharab Hay
    Dr : Dawai Khali Thi
    Pathn : Khali Nahi Thi Bhari Hui Thi
    Dr : I Mean Dawai Le Li Thi?
    Pathn : G Aap Ney Di Thi T0u Mene Le Li Thi
    Dr : Bewaqoof! Dawai Peele Thi?
    Pathan : Nahin Gi_Dawai Lal Thi
    Dr : Aby Gadhe Dawai K0 Pee Lia Tha?
    Pathan : Nahin Gi_Peeliya Tu Mujhe Tha
    Dr : Ulu K Pathay
    Dawai K0 Kh0l K Munh Main Rakh Lia Tha?
    Pathan : Nahi Aap Ney He Ney T0 Kaha Tha K Fridge Main Rakhna
    Main Theek Tu H0 Jaun Ga Nadoctor saab???


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Molvi Jumma Parhane Sey Pehle
    Molvi Jumma Parhane Sey Pehle :
    Kisi Kah Pao Line Sy Agey Nahi Hona Chahiye
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    Pathan: Kyun Molvi Sahib Kiya No Ball Ho Jaye Gi....


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan ny first time 5 Star Hotel me
    Ek Pathan ny first time 5 Star Hotel me

    Raat guzari,

    Subha Waiter se poocha : O Khana kharaba!

    Yahan itny baray Hotel k itny baray

    Room me Wash room to nahi hai?

    Waiter ny wash room ka darwaza khol ker dikhaya k

    Sir ye jo hai?

    Pathan : Pagal ka Bacha! Iss me Bath room ki jaga

    kidher hai?

    Waiter ny Kamod ki taraf ishara kia k

    Ye hai Sir...

    Pathan : O Khudaya! Iss me to hum ny

    Raat ko Aam bhigo ker Rakhay thy,

    Thanda honay k liye.....:-)

    HAPPY MANGO SEASON


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan toilet me betha tha
    Ek Pathan toilet me betha tha,

    Samnay likha tha k

    Pani ka ziyada se ziyada

    Istemaal keren..

    Bas phir kia tha???
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    Pathan bethy bethy

    4 lotay P gaya.......:-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Pathan ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi
    1 Pathan ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,

    Wo apni Amma k sath Mannat mangny gaya.

    Mazar per uski Amma gum ho gai...

    Pathan bola :


    Lo Bhai! Apni to mili nahi,

    Abba ki bhi Gai.......!!!:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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