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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Indicator jal Raha Hai
    1 Pathan Doosre Se:
    Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna
    K Indicator jal Raha Hai
    Ya Nahi?
    Doosra Pathan Bahar Dekh K:
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    Haan, Nahi, Haan, Nahi, Haan,
    Nahi, Haan, Nahi.


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  • Pathan khouf zadda ho k
    Pathan khouf zadda ho k
    bemar hgya,
    kisi ne poch khan kia
    howa hai?

    Pathan:-Yara kal hmara
    classfelow ka intiqal
    hogya,
    uska Roll NO.45 tha or
    hmara 46 hy.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • koi b ptcL number dial
    1 pathan P.C.O gaya or
    jaate he shop waaLe ko
    3 zordaar thaper maare..

    Shop pe Likha tha,,

    koi b ptcL number dial
    karne se pehle 3 Lagaen.

    Geo pathan.


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  • Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai
    Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
    ek sal bad pathan ka baap America
    se wapis aya, Us ne pocha teri maa
    kahan he,
    Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi,
    Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
    Kaminay
    tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,

    Pathan bola.
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    Mein ne socha surprise don ga.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • 1 pathan dosry pathan sy
    1 pathan dosry pathan sy:
    (mayosi k sath)

    Sab log hamain pagal bewaqof
    q kehty hain?

    2nd Pathan:
    “Tu dafa kr yar,

    Ye le
    “TANG”
    or LasSi bana.


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  • Agar mere Hath Mein
    Pathan,
    Agar mere Hath Mein
    Hukumat ho to Main MuLK ki
    Taqdeer badaL doon,
    Wife:
    Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to
    Badal Lo,subha se meri pehn
    K ghom rahe ho.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • 1 pathan ne 1 bache ko
    1 pathan ne 1 bache ko
    aghwa kr lia.
    phir os py 1 sticker laga
    k gher bejh dia.
    jis py likha tha 10 lakh
    rupe kal pul k neche
    bhijwa do.
    or bacha lay lo..2sre
    din pathan pul k neche
    gya to usy pese mil gye.
    or sath sticker py likha tha:
    khuda Qasam pese ka gham nai.
    Gham is bat ka hy k KHAN ne KHAN
    ko luta


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile


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  • Pathan Galti Sy Samunder me
    Pathan Galti Sy Samunder
    Mein Gir Gaya
    Doobte Doobte Us k Hath
    Mein Machli Aayi
    Pathan Ny Usay Pakar Kar
    Bahar Pheinka Aur Bola
    Ja Tu Toh Apni Jan Bacha
    Le.


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  • Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwane ko kaha
    Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwane ko kaha,
    Pathan Lab phoncha to test ka naam bhool
    gya.thori dair sochne k ba’d kehne lga,

    Doctor Saab!
    Hum ko C.N.G. pe kardo.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
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