Ek Pathan ny first time 5 Star Hotel me
Ek Pathan ny first time 5 Star Hotel me
Raat guzari,
Subha Waiter se poocha : O Khana kharaba!
Yahan itny baray Hotel k itny baray
Room me Wash room to nahi hai?
Waiter ny wash room ka darwaza khol ker dikhaya k
Sir ye jo hai?
Pathan : Pagal ka Bacha! Iss me Bath room ki jaga
kidher hai?
Waiter ny Kamod ki taraf ishara kia k
Ye hai Sir...
Pathan : O Khudaya! Iss me to hum ny
Raat ko Aam bhigo ker Rakhay thy,
Thanda honay k liye.....:-)
HAPPY MANGO SEASON
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