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1. Pathan Ney Class Main 1st Position Li  By: Hassaan
   Pathan Ney Class Main 1st Position Li Teacher Ny Poocha: Parh Likh Kr Kya Bannna Chahtay Ho? Pathan:...


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3. Ek Pathan toilet me betha tha  By: Raheel Ahmed
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4. 1 Pathan ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi  By: Sumaira Malik
   1 Pathan ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi, Wo apni Amma k sath Mannat mangny gaya. Mazar per uski Amma gu...


5. Pathan pco me gya aur  By: Raheel Ahmed
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6. I Love You  By: Sumaira Malik
   Ek Pathan ny ek larki se kaha ; "I Love You" Larki : Tameez se Bolo. Pathan : Bismillah-hir-Rahma...


7. Tum apny Murdon ko jala Q dety ho  By: Rabia Naz
   Pathan : Tum apny Murdon ko jala Q dety ho? Hindu : Aisa na keren to phir kia keren? Pathan : Hum ...


8. Light Nahi Hy To  By: Hassaan
   Pathan: Light Nahi Hy To Kambakht Pankha To Chala Do. Biwi: Aakhir Pathan Hi Ho Na? Aqal To Hy Hi N...


9. Teacher Ne Smoking Ka  By: Hassaan
   Teacher Ne Smoking Ka Nuksan Batane K Liye 1 Keera Smoke Jar Mein Dala To Wo Mar Gaya. . . Teacher: ...


10. Pathan k ghr bili thi  By: Hassaan
    Pathan k ghr bili thi! Tang A kr usy kahein chor aya, Ghr aya to bili pehly pohnchi hoe thi, Pathan ...


11. Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya  By: Hassaan
    Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?” Khan: Hum patthar se...


12. Pathan Doctor Se  By: Hassaan
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14. Pathan chalti bike se bola  By: Hassaan
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