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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan is Greater than Newton
    Pathan is Greater than Newton

    Teacher : When we throw a Ball in the Air,
    Why does it come down??
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Pathan : Bcoz There is Nobody in the Air to Catch it..;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • I Am Selected
    Pathan Went For Interview..

    Officer: Tell me Opposit of the day.
    Pathan: Night
    Officer: Cool
    Pathan: Hot
    Officer: Ugly
    Pathan: pichli
    Officer: I said UGLY
    Pathan: I said PICHLI
    Officer: Oh My God
    Pathan: Oh My devil
    Officer: Get out
    Pathan: Come in
    Officer: U r rejected
    Pathan: I am Selected Yaahoo
    Officer: Keep quite.
    Pathan: speak tight.
    Officer: Go to Hell.
    Pathan: Come to Jannat.
    Officer: Nikal jao Jahil kahe k
    Pathan: Andar ao Laik Yahe k.
    Officer: Police ko bulao
    Pathan: Fouj ko bhagao.
    Officer: Uffff
    Pathan: Tuffff.

    Officer office se bhagte hue: Bhago

    Pathan: Pakro...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Facebook Account
    Pathan ny FACEBOOK Account Banaya,,

    Usko ye samajh nai aya k
    WALL pe kya likhe,
    Bohot sochny k baad Usne likha:
    .
    .
    .
    YAHAN SUSU KARNA MANA HAI...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Halwai Se
    Pathan Halwai Se:
    Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho??

    Halwai:
    30 Saal Se

    Pathan:
    To Phir Lanat Hai Tum Per,
    Tum Se Aaj Taka Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Abba Kehta Hai k
    Dost: Yaar Kiya Baat Hai Tum Subha se Mitti Khod Rahy Ho?

    Pathan: O Yaya,
    Abba Kehta Hai k
    Me Ny Un Ka Naam
    Mitti Me Mila Diya Hai,
    ,
    Bas,
    ,
    Wohi Dhoond Raha Hun...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Balance Kam hai
    Pathan ki Bivi ne Pathan ko SMS kiya:

    “Ghar kb aa rahe ho?
    Msg ker k Batao”

    Pathan ne SMS me likha:

    "Nahi bata sakta, Balance kam Hai"...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Proposed A girl
    Pathan Proposed a Girl,

    Girl: Lekin Me Tum se Umar me 1 Saal bari hun.

    Pathan: Baji Fikar Q karti ho,

    ”Hum Tum se Agle Saal Shaadi karega"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Exam me Sawal aya
    Exam me Sawal aya
    k
    “CHALLENGE”
    Kisay kehty hen ?

    Pathan Ny pura Paper Khali chor k
    Last Page per likha:

    ”APNy BAAP Ki AULAD HAI TO PASS KER K DiKHA",

    Its
    Challenge


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ny Call
    Pathan ne Call Milai to Aawaz ayi:

    "Is Call k liye Aapka Balance na kafi hai."

    Pathan: Koi Baat nahi Meri Jaan.
    Tum se Baat ho jati hai,
    Bas itna hi Kafi hai...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Behan K Abbu
    Pathan Baap ki Death par Ro raha tha.
    Uski Behen ka phone aa gaya

    Phone sun ker or b Rony laga

    Logon ne pucha kia huwa:

    Pathan: Meri Behan k Abbu ka b Intiqaal ho gaya Hai.


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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