Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New Pathan Jokes at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of pathan sms, pathan sms jokes, funny pathan sms, pathan jokes for your friends. We have our all time favorite Pathan sms, Funny Pathan sms Jokes. Do not hesitate to send them to your loved ones and friends. You can also submit Pathan sms and jokes here. Pathan jokes are here for you to enjoy! A huge collection of pathan jokes and messages. Pathans are only popular by there simple living otherwise there is no way of these jokes, kindly treat them only jokes.

Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Ny Bachay Ka Naam MQM Rakha
    Pathan Ny Bachay Ka Naam MQM Rakha.

    Dost: Tum Ko To MQM Se Nafrat Hai,
    Phir Tum Ny Apny Bete Ka Naam
    MQM Kiyun Rakha ??

    Pathan:
    Hum Sari Duniya Ko Batana
    Chahta Hai K
    Pathan MQM Ka Baap Hai...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ghalti
    Admi: Mujhy Sardar Bana Do.

    Doctor: Us K Liye Tumhara 50%
    Dimagh Nikalna Pary Ga.

    Admi: Nikal Do.

    Doctor Ny Ghalti Se 90% Dimagh Nikal Diya.

    Admi Hosh Me Aa Ker Bola:
    "Oye Khocha, Ye Tum Ny Kiya Ker Diya?"..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ko Khuwab Me
    Pathan Ko Khuwab Me Kisi Ny Qatal Ker Diya.

    Subha Pathan Ny Apna
    HBL Ka Account Band Ker Diya.

    Q..??
    ?

    QK HBL Aap K Khuwabon Ko
    Haqiqat Me Badal Sakta Hai..

    Jahan Khuwab,
    Wahan HBL....;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Hum Nahi Chory Ga
    Pathan Hotel Me Apny Dost Se:
    "Wo jo Maiz Per Admi Betha Hai
    Is Se Hamara Dushmani Hai"

    Dost: Wahan To 4 Admi Bethy Hen.

    Pathan: Wo Jis Ki Moonchen Hen.

    Dost: In Sab Ki Moonchen Hen

    Pathan: Wo Jis K Kapray Sufaid Hen.

    Dost: In Sab K Kapray Sufaid Hen

    Pathan Ny Ghusse se Pistol Nikala Aur
    3 Admiyon Ko Maar ker Bola:

    "Wo Jo Reh Gaya Hai,
    Usay Hum Nahi Chory Ga"...;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Hai
    Pathan:
    Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Hai??

    Qasai:
    Bakra Langra Tha.

    Pathan: Aur Dil??

    Qasai: Wo Bakri Le Gai.

    Pathan Ghusse Se:
    O Yara Dimagh To Hoga??

    Qasai: Sorry Lala,
    Bakra Pathan Tha...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Suffering From Fever
    Khan Sahab Ki Flight me
    Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai..

    AirHostess asked:
    R U Suffering From Fever??

    Khan Sahab:
    No, Suffering From Karachi
    & going to Peshawar...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan went to Battery Shop
    Pathan went to Battery Shop n asked to Change Battery.

    The Shopkeeper asked:
    Exide laga dun?

    Pathan:
    Dusri Side Tera Baap lagayega kiya?...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Train Ka Intezar
    Pathan Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha..

    Train Aayi, Uspar Likha Tha MumbaiMail,

    Wo Bhag Kar Chadh Gaya Aur
    Biwi Se Kaha:
    Jab Mumbai Female Aaye
    To Tum Chadh Jana...;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan In Hotel
    Pathan: Garam kya hai ?
    Waiter: Chowmein.

    Pathan: Aur Garam ?
    Waiter: Soup.

    Pathan: Aur Garam ?
    Waiter: Ubalta pani.

    Pathan: Aur Garam ?
    Waiter: Aag ka Gola hai Saale.

    Pathan: Lekar aao,
    Ciggratte jalani hai...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Zebra Crossing
    Pathan Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par
    Baar Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
    Aur Soch Raha Tha K,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
Pathan Jokes By Page: << 293031323334 3536373839 >>

Submit Your Comments: