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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Ny Naya Mobile Khareeda
    Pathan Ny Naya Mobile Khareeda.

    Us Ny Apny Mobile Se Sab Ko Ye Msg Kiya,

    “My Mobile No. Has changed,
    Pehly Wo Nokia 3310 Tha
    Aur Ab Us Ka No. Nokia N70 Hai...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kuch Dino Se Ek Laki
    Pathan:
    O Yara Kuch Dino Se Ek Laki Bohat Tang Ker Rahi Hai.
    Pata Nahi Us Ko Mera No. Kahan Se Mil Gaya.

    Sardar:
    Per Wo Kehti Kiya ay??

    Pathan:
    Jab Bhi Hum Kisi Ko Phone Kerta hai To
    Wohi Larki Phonr Utha Ker Kehti Hai,
    "Please Recharge Your Card"


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Aadmi Bina koshish
    Teacher: Aadmi Bina koshish kuch nahin ban sakata.

    Pathan:
    Kyon nahi ban sakta?
    Abhi Kal ki Baat hai k Me bina koshish k
    Bara Bhai ban gaya...;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Badi Screen Wala Phone
    Ek Din Pathan Nokia ka
    Badi Screen Wala Phone
    lekar aaya..

    2nd Pathan:
    Yara Tum itna Bada Phone Q lekar aaya hai??

    Sardar:
    O Yara Mujhe Un do Logo ko
    dekhna hai jo Hath Milate hen..;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Murgi Anday Per
    Teacher:
    Murgi Anday Per Q Bethti Hai??

    Pathan:
    QK Us K Pass
    Bethny K Liye Kursi Nahi Hoti...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Dua Maang Raha Tha
    Ek Pathan Dua Maang Raha Tha:
    "Ya Allah Mujhy Pachaas Lakh Rupay De de"

    Ek Admi Pathan K Qareeb Ja Ker Beth Gaya

    Aur Dua Maangi:
    "Ya Allah Mujhy 500 Rupay De de"

    Pathan Ny Foran Apni Jaib Se
    500 Rupay Nikaly Aur Isay De Ker Bola:

    "Tum Jao, Rate Kharab Mat Kero"..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • India Pakistan Ka Baap Hai
    Ek Indian Pathan Se:
    India Pakistan Ka Baap Hai.

    Pathan:
    Wo Kese??

    Indian:
    Pakistan India Me Se Bana Hai.

    Pathan:
    Bhai Kiya Aap K Yahan
    Beta Baap Se Pehly Paida Hota Hai??

    Indian:
    Nahi...

    Pathan:
    To Pakistan To
    14 Ko Paida Hua Tha
    Phir Baap 15 Ko Kese Paida Hua?...:-)

    Geo Pathan


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Apni Jaib Me Pathar
    Ek Pathan Apni Jaib Me Pathar Daal Ker Ja Raha Tha.

    Kisi Ny Pucha:
    Aisa Q Ker Rahy Ho??

    Pathan:
    Is Dunya Me Usi Ki Qadar Hoti Hai
    Jis Ki Jaib Bhari Ho...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 64 Daant
    Pathan Sardar Se:
    Me Tere 64 K 64 Daant torr Dunga.

    Pass Khara Admi Bola:
    Khan Daant to 32 Hoty Hen.

    Pathan:
    Hum Ko Pata Tha K
    Tum Zarur Boly Ga,
    Tumhary Bhi Mila K Bataya Hai...;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Aankhen Band Ker
    Pathan:
    Hum Ko To Aankhen Band Ker K Bhi Dikhai Deta Hai.

    Sardar:
    Acha, Kiya Dikhta Hai??

    Pathan: Andhera..:-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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