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Dry Fruit



A Pathan Was Drying Some Fruits
In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them.
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.
Someone Asked: What R U Doing?
.
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Pathan:
I Am Weak.
Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K
Tum Dry Fruits Khao...;-p



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