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1. A Pathan goes to a hotel  By: Funter
   A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washin...


2. Pathan aur Halwai  By: Rahim Shah
   Pathan Halwai se: Tum kitne saal se Jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai baray fakhar se: 30 saal se. Patha...


3. Height of Stupidity  By: Rahim Shah
   Question: What is the extreme Height of Stupidity, Answer: Two Pathans sitting in the Rickshaw and ...


4. Pathan 100 k note  By: Rahim Shah
   Pathan 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha, 2nd Pathan: Ye kya kar rahe ho? 1st Pathan: M...


5. Pankha to chala do  By: Dapper
   Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do. Pathan: Kar di na jahilon w...


6. This is Radio Pakistan  By: Fuzail
   Pathan: You cheated with me. Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai. Pathan: No.. Rad...


7. Bohat bura lagta hai  By: Fuzail
   Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai. Friend: Table pe to 4 aa...


8. Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli  By: Usama
   Pathan goes India illegally, Security Officer: Who r u? Pathan: I am Hindu. Security Officer: So t...


9. Cycle hum rakh le?  By: Farhan Rajput
   Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya...


10. Teacher to Pathan  By: Farhan Rajput
    Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice. Pathan: If aLara Dutta marri...


11. Pathan to Airhostess  By: Farhan Rajput
    Ek Pathan Airhostess se: "Aapki shakal meri BV se bohat milti hai." Airhostess ek zor daar thappar u...


12. Pathan aur Gadhay main Faraq  By: Farhan Rajput
    Question: Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezen same hain? Answer: Dono Bachpan main Khob Soorat h...


13. Once Pathan student was asked  By: Farhan Rajput
    Once Pathan student was asked in the class. Teacher: Aap baray ho kar kya bano gay? After Thinking...


14. 32 Rupaya  By: Jasper
    Pathan: Ye lo 32 Rupaya tumhara Haq Mehar, Ab mujhe kuch karne ki ijaazat do, Dulhan: Tumse meri sh...


15. Pathanon se poch lo  By: Funter
    Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo, Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo, Tum...