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Pathan 100 k note



Pathan 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha,
2nd Pathan: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

1st Pathan: Main ye dekh raha tha k Quid-e-Azam to wafaat pa gaye to unka mobile kis k paas hai?



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