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1. Height of Stupidity  By: Rahim Shah
   Question: What is the extreme Height of Stupidity, Answer: Two Pathans sitting in the Rickshaw and ...


2. Pathan 100 k note  By: Rahim Shah
   Pathan 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha, 2nd Pathan: Ye kya kar rahe ho? 1st Pathan: M...


3. Pankha to chala do  By: Dapper
   Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do. Pathan: Kar di na jahilon w...


4. This is Radio Pakistan  By: Fuzail
   Pathan: You cheated with me. Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai. Pathan: No.. Rad...


5. Bohat bura lagta hai  By: Fuzail
   Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai. Friend: Table pe to 4 aa...


6. Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli  By: Usama
   Pathan goes India illegally, Security Officer: Who r u? Pathan: I am Hindu. Security Officer: So t...


7. Cycle hum rakh le?  By: Farhan Rajput
   Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya...


8. Teacher to Pathan  By: Farhan Rajput
   Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice. Pathan: If aLara Dutta marri...


9. Pathan to Airhostess  By: Farhan Rajput
   Ek Pathan Airhostess se: "Aapki shakal meri BV se bohat milti hai." Airhostess ek zor daar thappar u...


10. Pathan aur Gadhay main Faraq  By: Farhan Rajput
    Question: Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezen same hain? Answer: Dono Bachpan main Khob Soorat h...


11. Once Pathan student was asked  By: Farhan Rajput
    Once Pathan student was asked in the class. Teacher: Aap baray ho kar kya bano gay? After Thinking...


12. 32 Rupaya  By: Jasper
    Pathan: Ye lo 32 Rupaya tumhara Haq Mehar, Ab mujhe kuch karne ki ijaazat do, Dulhan: Tumse meri sh...


13. Pathanon se poch lo  By: Funter
    Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo, Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo, Tum...


14. Rickshaw hum chalayega  By: Irfan
    Ek pathan aur uski bivi rickshaw main bethe to driver ne shisha set kya. Pathan chillaya! "Tum hama...


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    Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:be...