Bohat bura lagta hai
Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai.
Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
"Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."
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