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Aawaz to nahi aai



Pathan: Kal subha mere abba KUNWAIN main gir gaye or zor zor se chillany lagy Bachao Bachao.

2nd Pathan: Ab kese hain?

1st: Theak he hongy, Kal sham se koi aawaz to nahi aai.



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