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Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya



Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga.
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To Mere Pass Hai.



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