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Pathan ki Harkat



1 Pathan ne COW k kiss li phir Toba karne laga k zehen main shaitaan aagyaa tha.

Usi waqt Shaitaan aaya aur bola abay Kuttay ye harkat to mere zehen main bhi nahi aai thi.



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