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Related SMS to "Pathan ki khoob pitai hui"

1. Khat mily ya na mily  By: Fuzail
   Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye. 2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he na...


2. Ek larki ki teesri shadi thi  By: Taimoor
   Ek larki ki teesri shadi thi: Suhaar raat ko sharma ker boli.... Suniye main abhi kunwari hon. Sha...


3. Hum tumko GIFT main Pant dega  By: Taimoor
   Pathan apni girlfriend se: Dilbahar! Hum tumko GIFT main Pant dega. Girlfriend khush ho kar: Oh waq...


4. PTCL pe de ya MOBILE  By: Taimoor
   Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na? Pathan: ...


5. Aawaz to nahi aai  By: Funter
   Pathan: Kal subha mere abba KUNWAIN main gir gaye or zor zor se chillany lagy Bachao Bachao. 2nd Pa...


6. Jumma ki namaz qaza  By: Funter
   Pathan Aaj meri Jumma ki namaz qaza ho gai. 2nd Pathan: Wo kese? Pathan: Imam Sahab ne kaha apna mob...


7. Pathan ki Harkat  By: Funter
   1 Pathan ne COW k kiss li phir Toba karne laga k zehen main shaitaan aagyaa tha. Usi waqt Shaitaan ...


8. Larki phansani aati hai  By: Funter
   Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai? Sardar: Nahi Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz le, us ka Jahaz bana,...


9. Hamara shadi hogi  By: Funter
   Ek Pathan larki se: Hum se shadi karo tum ko Sawaab milega. Larki: Woh kese? Pathan: Hamara shadi ...


10. Good Morning  By: Wasiq Ansari
    Always welcome a new day with a Smile on your Lips. Love in your Heart and Good Thoughts in your Min...


11. Pathan to Nurse  By: Adnan
    Pathan to Nurse: Agar meri beti ho to kehna FAIL, or Beta ho to kehna PASS. Bacha paida hotay he ma...


12. Jail Main Pathan se  By: Adnan
    Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha: Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho? Pathan: Maine ...


13. Pathan ki Cold Drink  By: Jasper
    Agar Pathan koi Cold Drink banaye to uska naam kya hoga? Think??? "KHOCHA COLA" Laka Lush Push ...


14. Ek Pathan apne baap ki qabar pe  By: Wasiq Ansari
    Ek Pathan apne baap ki qabar pe gaya aur Haal Chaal pucha. Qabar se koi aawaz nahi aai. Pathan Qab...


15. Butter slices  By: Dapper
    A Pathan continuously throws butter slices out from his window. Friend asks: Oye khan tum yeh kya k...