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1. Pathan to shopkeeper:  By: Farida Jalal
   Pathan to shopkeeper: Easy Load hai? Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab. Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo.....


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3. Tota bola  By: Pieces
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   Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha? Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne...


5. Pathan ko dost ne  By: wahabi
   Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya. Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha, Aur likh...


6. Patahn aur doctor  By: Jasper
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8. What is common between  By: Rocket Beam
   What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and Qaid-e-Azam? Pathan replied: “All r born on govt...


9. GEO k office  By: Lovebirds
   Ek Pathan apna Saman Ly kr GEO k office pohnch gya or pocha "WO BAJI KAHA HY? JO KHABRON K BEECH MA...


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    Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge? Khan: ...


11. Sabot to uthalo  By: Lovebirds
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15. Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.  By: Decent Kuri
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