Pathan Watching Jurrasic Park
Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.
Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.
Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..
Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai. :-)
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