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Cigrrete-Noshi Chor Do



Doctor: Tumhari Sehat Bohat Kharab Hai,
Cigrrete-Noshi Chor Do.

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Pathan: Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Kyon k Cigarrete to Chor Donga.
Magar Noshi Meri Biwi Hai.



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