Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge
Dr. 2 Pathan:
Agar Tum Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge To 1 Saal Me Tumhara 50KG Wazan Kam Ho Jaye Ga.
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??
Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
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