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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Story
    Story:

    Once upon a time

    A boy asked to a girl: Will you marry me?

    Girl: No.

    Aur is tarah larka

    hansi khushi rehne laga.

    Moral:

    No wife happy life.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Kya Cheez He
    Wo Kya Cheez He
    Jo Biwi Apne Husband Ko Sari Umar Nhi Deti??
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    Guess??
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    .
    Guess??
    .
    .
    .
    SakooN.


  By: Speedo   Send To Mobile
  • You Tell Something
    WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

    HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • Toofani baarish mein !!!
    Toofani baarish mein raat ko shop per aik aadmi Pizza lene aaya..

    ShopKeeper: Aap shaadi shuda hein?

    Aadmi: Is toofani baarish mein kya meri Maa mujhe Pizza lene ke behje gi..


  By: Deewana   Send To Mobile
  • Khushiyan
    Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?


    Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Golden Rules to Stay Happy
    Two golden rules to stay happy forever

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    Never break a promise with ur wife.

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    Never make a promise to ur wife.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • TEACHER: Usne KHUDKUSHI kar Li ..
    TEACHER: Usne KHUDKUSHI kar Li.
    Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri.

    Farak batao:

    STUDENT: Pehla Parrha Likha Berozgar tha,

    Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Aqal ki zaroorat hai!!!
    Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

    Husband(ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

    Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Faqeer ne kaha:
    Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha:

    Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.

    Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kahan hai to zaroor andha ho ga.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Ladki ki jagah
    Husband: Kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?

    Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
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