On 20th Anniversary
On 20th Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: What r u Thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either Merry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. Yes.
Husband: Ahhhh! I would've been free today...
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