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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Me Kab Se Intezzar Kar Raha Tha
    Boy: Oh ! Iss Din Ka To Me Kab Se Intezzar Kar Raha Tha
    Girl: To Me Jaun?
    Boy: Nahi Bilkul Nahin
    Girl : Do You Love Me ?
    Boy : Ha Karta Tha , Karta Hu, Or Karta Rahunga
    Girl : Kabhi Mere Saath Dhoka Karoge ?
    Boy : Nahi, Isse Acha To Me Mar Jaun
    Girl : Would You Like To Kiss Me ?
    Boy : Yes, I Like It
    Girl : Tum Mujhe Maroge ?
    Boy : Nahi Me Aisa Aadmi Nahi Hun
    Girl : Kya Me Tum Par Vishwaas Kar Sakti Hu ?
    Boy : Yes
    Girl : Oh Darling!

    (Shaddi ke Baad)

    NICHEY SE UPPAR PARHO.


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  • Kitne Logo K Saath Soyi Ho?
    Jealous Husband:

    "Aaj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Saath Soyi Ho?"

    Wife: Such Bolon Tu Sirf Aap K Sath He Soyi Hon
    Baki Sabhi K Sath Sari Sari Raat Jagti Thi....=PXD


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  • A Man Came Home Late
    A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.

    His Wife Yelled:

    "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?"

    The Man Couldn't Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'!

    Monday Passed And He Didn't See Her......

    Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too.....

    On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
    And Now He Could See Her From The
    Corner Of One Eye... =P ;->


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  • Shadi K Shoru Mai Jab
    Wife:
    Shadi K Shoru Mai Jab Main Khana Paka K Lati Thi Ap Zyada Mujhe Khilate Or Khud Kam Khate Thay, Ab Aisa Kyun Nahi Karte?

    Husband:
    Is Liye K Ab Tumhe Khana Pakana A Gaya...:-)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Saabit-Qadam Kon Hota Hai
    Teacher 2 Student:
    "Saabit-Qadam" Kon Shaks Hota Hai..??

    -

    Student:
    Sir, Saabit-Qadam Woh Hota Hai,
    Jo Shadi Kar K Bhi Na Pachtaye.:-)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Adalat Me Wakeel Ne
    America Ki Ek Adalat Me Wakeel Ne
    Divorce Ka Case Larte Hue Apne Moakil Se
    Sawalat Shuru Kiye-

    "Acha... To Jab Har Raat Tum Ghar Wapis Aate
    Or Kapron Ki Almari Me Ek Ajnabi Shaks Ko
    Khara Dekhte To Tumhe Apni Biwi Par Ghusa Ajata,
    Kiya Yeh Baat Durust Hai...???"

    Moakil:
    Zahir Hai...!!
    Jab Thake Haare Insan Ko Ghar Aa Kar
    Almari Me Kapre Tangne Ki Bhi Jaga Na
    Mile To Use Ghusa To Aye Ga.:-)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Bed K Neche Se Ek Box Mila
    Wift 2 Husband:
    Mujhe Bed K Neche Se Ek Box Mila Hai Jis Me
    3 Eggs Or 10000 Rupay Hain, Iska Kia Matlab Hua??

    Husband:
    Jab Bhi Main Koi Affair Karta Tha To Ek Anda Box Me
    Daal Deta Tha.

    Wife (Udasi Se):
    Affair...??
    Par 20 Saal Me 3 Eggs Matlab 3 Affairs Buray Nahi.

    "Par 10000 Rupay Ka Kia Matlab, Wife Asked??"

    Husband:
    Jab Bhi Eggs 1 Dozen Ho Jate The, To Main
    Unhe Sale kar Deta Tha, Yeh Paise Usi K Hain.=P:-)


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  • Shohar Khubsurat Or Biwi Kaali
    Shohar Khubsurat Or Biwi Kaali Thi...!!

    Ek Din Shohar Kehne Laga-
    "Begum Hum 2no Jannati Hain."

    Biwi:
    Woh Kese..??

    Shohar:
    Woh Aise K Tum Mujhe Dekh K Khuda Ka Shukar Ada Karti
    Ho Or Main Tumhe Dekh Kar Sabr Karta Hon.
    "Shukr Or Sabr Karne Wale 2no Jannati Hain.":-)=P


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  • Husband Wife Ki Larai
    Husband Wife Ki Larai Ho Rahi Thi.
    Unka Chota Bacha Bhi Wahan Betha Tha.

    Husband:
    Tu Sali Kutti.

    Wife:
    Tu Sala Kutta.

    Bacha Masumiat Se Bola:
    Or Main Sala Pappy. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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