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Car Halkay Chalany Ka Saboot



Man: Janab main 20 km/hr ki Raftaar se Ja Raha Tha.
Magar phir bhi Meri Car ko
Taiz Raftaari k Ilzam Mai Band Kar Dia Gaya.

Judge: Is Baat ka kiya Saboot hai
K Tum Sach Keh Rahay ho?


Man: Janab is se Barh kar or Kya Proof ho Ga
K us Waqt Main Apni B.V ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha. :-)



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