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Qurbani



Bivi : Aap qurbani ka janwar kab lao gy..??


Husband : Begam! tum mujhy hi Zibaah ker lo..


Bivi : Gadhay ki sirf Kamaai "Halal" hai,

Qurbani nahi....:-p



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