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Newton's "First Law of Kamina pan"
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Newton's "First Law of Kamina pan"
"Every kamina continues to do kaminapan
unless or until a thappar or a sendal
with a velocity of 200m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl.
This force is called be-ezzati,
which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant.
By:
musarat
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Height Of Attitude
Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->
By:
AsiM
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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'..:-P
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musarat
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A Paksitani Boy Got Admission
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
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AsiM
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A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs40
A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400
For No Ticket
He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless
Rs200 To 2nd
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless
Rs100 To 3rd
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A Mini Skirt
He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One
Why?
Dirty Mind!
She Had The Ticket:-)
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AsiM
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