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wen do u know U r in LOVE..... U know U
wen do u know U r in LOVE.....
U know U r in LOVE
wen U start looking for the
cheapest mobile plan :p :p :p

By: Smart Aleck Send To Mobile

Teacher: What is more useful after it is
Teacher: What is more useful after it is broken?

Studdent: Sir.... An egg

By: Smart Aleck Send To Mobile

Sir: What do u know about chemistry?
Sir: What do u know about chemistry?

Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... ;-)

By: Smart Aleck Send To Mobile

If ur eyes r sweet, u will love the wor
If ur eyes r sweet,
u will love the world,
but
if ur tongue is sweet,
the world will love u,
&
if both r sweet,

Phir to aap tofan macha dain gy,
MERI TARAH ;)

By: musarat Send To Mobile

When I was born, there was heavy rain
When I was born, there was heavy rain

Do u know why?

B'coz sky & Stars were crying

4 loosing a cute star,

But U r Lucky 2 have this cute star
... S0 enjoy my company as much as u can b4 I return back to those starz.....:-)

By: musarat Send To Mobile

''Nothing is old nothing is new, Its ju
''Nothing is old nothing is new,
Its just a matter of point of view,

Enjoy life as happy days r few.
Bcoz life is an ocean & happy moments are like dew.

By: musarat Send To Mobile

1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In Th
1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The Morning?

2.Does A Book Work As A Sleeping Pill?

3.Attend Classes Only For Attendance?
...
4.See The Calendar For Holidays ?

5.Cell In Place Of A Pen ?

If The Above Is Happening With U..
Congratulations!

U R A Perfect Student... ;->

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

A Man Writing In His Diary: "I Am An Id
A Man Writing In His Diary:
"I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don't Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don't Flirt Wid Strange Women.

I Sleep At Eight O'clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON." =P ;->

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

Son To Papa:Why Mother Sitting So Silent
Son To Papa:Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?

Papa:Nothing Son,
She Asked For Lipstick,
But I Gave Her, ELFI... :-P

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

She Said, "I LOVE U" :O . I Said, .
She Said,
"I LOVE U" :O
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I Said,
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OMG! I love Me too! =P ;->

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

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