Smart Aleck's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Smart Aleck
Location: Karachi
Country:
Member Since: 23 Jan 2011
About Smart Aleck:
I am a Web Developer, Photographer, Photo Designer, English teacher and more...
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Smart Aleck
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Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he
/)/) Pallatttt
=(';')= O Babu...
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Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he
Jalta reha Karachi kiski lagai aag me?
Ai jub foj kesay choohay lagay thay bhagne
Kese bachen ge unse kya tujhko fikar he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he
Qurbani ki khal chheenay, fitra zakat khaye
Bhata chanda le k laashen kon giraaye?
Aulad k future pe kiya teri nazar he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he
Future Badalna Hay?
To Ajao Imran Khan k Jalsay me... Hum To Chalay
/)) /))
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Category: Current Affairs SMS
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Sir: What do u know about chemistry?
Sir: What do u know about chemistry?
Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... ;-)
Category: English Funny SMS
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U r handed 24 golden hrs
Every morning
U r handed 24 golden hrs.
They r one of d few things
in diz world tht U get free
of charge.
...If U had all the money in
d world, U cudn't buy an
extra hr...
What will U do wid diz
priceless treasure ...?
Good Morning =)
Category: Good Morning SMS
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If Mathematicians Became Film Producers
If Mathematicians Became Film Producers,
Then,
The Title Would Be Something Like This...
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Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity
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Mai Log Ki Deewani Hoon
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Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge
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Hum Solution Nikal Chuke Sanam
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Humara Differential Aapke Paas Hai
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Kyun? Summition Ho Gaya Na
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Maine Maths Kyun Liya
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3 Variables
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My Name Is Integration And I Am Not A Derivative... ;->
Category: English Funny SMS
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