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so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is
so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see .......how Sweetly I LIE

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U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere

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Just close ur eyes and think of urself f
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

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I want to share everything with u Your
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let�s start with
Your bank account.

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Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid. "Lets prac
Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

"Lets practice maths. . .
Ok?

Lets start with addition.

Example:

Your aunt gave you 2 oranges
n 2 bananas.

Whats your answer?"

"Thannk You Auntie!!"

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Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid. "Lets prac
Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

"Lets practice maths. . .
Ok?

Lets start with addition.

Example:

Your aunt gave you 2 oranges
n 2 bananas.

Whats your answer?"

"Thannk You Auntie!!"

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

!!.. For Husbands ...!! How To Start Ur
!!.. For Husbands ...!!
How To Start Ur Day
Wid A Positive Outlook

Open A New File In Your PC & Name It As "Wife"

Send It To The RECYCLE BIN.

Empty The RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC Will Ask You,

"Are You Sure You Want To Delete Wife
Permanently?"

Answer Calmly, 'Yes' And Press The Mouse Button Firmly

U'l Feel Better For Sure

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There Are Two Choices In Life: Stay
There Are Two Choices
In Life:

Stay Single And Be Miserable

0r

Get Married And Wish You
Were Dead. . .

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New Traffic Logo Please Drive Careful
New Traffic Logo

Please Drive Carefully

As Doctors Are On Strike .... ;-)

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Funny Sentence Written On The T Shirt O
Funny Sentence Written
On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
Walking On Side Of The Road:

"You Are Not Looking At
The Road Right Now,
Be Careful..!" ;)

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