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BANKERS JOKE: A Man Was Sleeping In H



BANKERS JOKE:

A Man Was Sleeping In His House.
Suddenly Death Angel Appeared & Said
“Go Out & Enjoy,
Nothing Will Happen To You For The Nxt 10 yrz”

He Did So & Met With An Accident & Died

In Heaven,

He Asked Angel:
Why You Lied To Me?

Angel Replied:
Sorry Son,Month End..
Had 2 Achieve Targets”;=P:)



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