Newton's "First Law of Kamina pan"
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Newton's "First Law of Kamina pan"
"Every kamina continues to do kaminapan
unless or until a thappar or a sendal
with a velocity of 200m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl.
This force is called be-ezzati,
which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant.
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