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Someone Asked Shakespeare:



Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'..:-P



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