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When You Really L () \/ E Someone...
When You Really
L () \/ E
Someone...
A g e,
H e i g h t,
W e i g h t
Is Just A Damn Number. . . . ♥ :)

By: musarat Send To Mobile

What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ? .
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ?
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An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol
After Making Drawing Of a Toilet =D

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What Would Be The Slogan Of; "PETROL
What Would Be
The Slogan Of;
"PETROL" In 2050 ?? =)
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Buy '5' Liters "PETROL"
&
Get A HOnda 125 "FREE"..=P =D

By: musarat Send To Mobile

Wat Is D Maximum Limit Of Telling A Lie?
Wat Is D Maximum Limit Of Telling A Lie??
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A Boy Telling His Chinese Girlfriend
"TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN" :P

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I Love The Way You Lie :) ♥ . .
I Love The Way You Lie :) ♥ .
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Just Kidding!
Lie To Me Again, & I`Ll Throw A Chair At Your Face. ;) :P

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" ToDay Iz SunDAY " Send this SMS to
" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

People Says L ♥ v Brings Flavors &
People Says L ♥ v Brings Flavors & Taste To Life..
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But ..
Personally I Believe ..
PAANI PURI Does A Better Job =P xD

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A Survey in America: 50% Teenagers;
A Survey in America:

50% Teenagers;
Live with Their Parents..=)
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Rest 50% Teenagers;
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Are already PARENTS..=D =P

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There was a girl and a boy. Girl prop
There was a girl and a boy.

Girl proposed the boy and boy agreed.

Girl always used to say that my heart is always with you.
I am living with no heart.

After some days girl said that i can't marry you because my parents have good hope on me.

I don't want to loose it. But said we will be friends forever.

The boy said that i need you and your family happiness and agreed to be as a friend.

After few months girl got married with another boy.

After two days of his wedding. Girl was looking his gifts.

She came across a gift and started crying.
The gift was the heart packed in a glass jar with full of blood.

Ab climax

ladke ne suicide ki ya murder
kyunki agar suicide ki to fir jar me uske dil ko pack kisne kiya.

Janane k liye dekhiye CID only on sony.

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

What Is difference Between Secretary and
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir

By: PAGALPANTI Send To Mobile

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