A Man Writing In His Diary:
"I Am An Id
A Man Writing In His Diary:
"I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don't Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don't Flirt Wid Strange Women.
I Sleep At Eight O'clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON." =P ;->
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