English Language
Husband Texts to wife on Cell:
"Hi, What r U doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm Dying..!
Husband Jumps with Joy
But Types:
"Sweet Heart,
How can I Live without U?"
Wife:
"U idiot!
I'm Dying my Hair.."
Husband:
"Bloody English Language"..:-(
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