Tu Bunty hai na
Boy On Phone: Hello Pammi darling..
kesi ho ?
Girl : Who's this ?
Boy : Tera Aashiq hun, Janeman !
.
Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...?
Boy : Yes, But how do you know ?
.
Girl : Tu Bansilal ka Beta hai na..?
Boy : Yes but how you know me ??
.
Girl : Tu Ramlal ka Pota hai na..?
Boy : Yes, But Janu, Tumhe ye sab kese pata..?
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Girl : Bunty Haramkhor, Kutte,
Me Teri Maa hun !
Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,
'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai.. ;-p ;-)
Hahhahaa
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