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Tumhara Ghar Kahan hai



"JHOOM BARABAR JHOOM"

Ek Admi NAshay me LarkhratY hUay fOOT paTH per JA raha tha.!

PoliceMan nE Roka oR pucha:
Tum Janty hO Me Kon huN?

Sharabi Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:
NAHI...!
Haan AgaR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara Ghar Kahan hai?
?
TO Me Tumhaien Tumharay Ghar Tak Chhor Aaun ga.. ;-p

Hahahha



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